The disembowling would have been swift. Read more »
RésuméGate The Sequel
Would-Be Investment Banking Intern Destroys Competition With Exceptional Vision (20:15), Superior Handle Of EmotionsBy Bess Levin
Applying for a internship with one of Wall Street’s storied investment bank’s this summer? Think you’ve got a pretty good chance of landing the gig? Confident that you stack up to everyone else in the pool? Not if you’re going head to head with this guy, whose qualifications speak for themselves:
Michael Penn has vowed to stay put until someone makes him an offer. Read more »
Yahoo Names Marissa Mayer, Who We Hope For Her Sake Really Graduated From Stanford With A B.S. In Symbolic Systems, CEOBy Bess Levin
Considering he’s now a Yahoo! board member, Dan Loeb presumably approves of the hire but one should always assume a cross-check on his or her credentials will be run anyway, just in case. [WSJ, related]
Missouri gubernatorial candidate David Spence was forced to make an embarrassing change to his biography after misrepresenting his credentials on a campaign website, according to reports. Spence fibbed by claiming to have “a degree in Economics” from the University of Missouri. That’s half the truth — he forgot to say that the degree is actually in “Home Economics.” [Politico via DI]
Downward Dog Position Is Key To Getting Ahead On Wall Street, Says Private Equity Guy Who Included “Some Bull Sh*t” About Yoga On His ResumeBy Bess Levin
When Jay Solomon was applying for jobs in finance last year, there was one thing on his resume that set him apart from the competition. It wasn’t his prior experience, or education or Excel skills. It wasn’t even his formatting and it definitely wasn’t his scented paper, which everyone uses these days. It was his ability to put his foot behind his head.
When Solomon, 25, was applying for jobs in real estate, there was one achievement on his CV that always got a response. “I put advanced yoga practitioner . . . just some bulls – – t at the bottom of the resume,” says Solomon. “All these guys were like, ‘Oh, I do yoga, come here, let me show you my yoga mat in the office,’ ” he recalls.
While neither Solomon nor the people interviewing him actually sound very Yogi master-like (“some bull shit”? “Let me show you my yoga mat”?), it was enough to not only get his foot in the door but land him a gig at “a private equity real estate fund in Harlem.” And that’s not all. Read more »
Hedge Fund Applicant Busts Out The Jazz Hands, Clip Art, Exclamation Points, Beginner Kayaking Skills For Shock And Awe RésuméBy Bess Levin
All should take notes. Read more »