• 20 Aug 2012 at 6:02 PM

Cliff Asness’s Staff Built Him A Robot Warren Buffett

Do you want to invest like Warren Buffett? Sure you do. You know who will tell you how? Strangely, some guys at AQR:*

[W]e create a portfolio that tracks Buffett’s market exposure and active stock-selection themes, leveraged to the same active risk as Berkshire. We find that this systematic Buffett-style portfolio performs comparably to Berkshire Hathaway.

They acknowledge that Robo-Buffett doesn’t incur transaction costs that flesh-Buffett does (because R.-B. is as of yet just a simulation) but, that aside, “comparably” is an understatement:

Whee! Go Robo-Buffett! Who, intriguingly, looks a lot like … AQR: Read more »

Remember Occupy Wall Street? After being evicted from its Zuccotti Park global headquarters in Lower Manhattan last year the group seemed to lose a bit of steam but has vowed a resurgence, starting with a May 1 “spring offensive.” Protests have been planned in 115 cities where “the financial elite play and plan,” including the midtown offices of JPMorgan and Bank of America. Worried your place of business or home might be the target of some uninvited guests and/or a surly gigantic check? Then you might want to get in touch with your fellow prey and start strategizing. Read more »

Level E Capital founder Sonia Schulenburg, pictured, want to put your money to work. Read more »

  • 02 Jun 2008 at 5:30 PM

Let’s Make You Some Money

Today’s big money idea is the logical continuation of last week’s tip about getting in on the car-fucking trend early. Felix Dennis is a “businessman” who used to publish Maxim, so when it comes to monetizing masturbation, he knows what he’s talking about. In a new interview with BusinessWeek, FD reveals to reporter Jon Fine that the next place you will want to put your money (and D) is in the business of robot sex.

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