Alternatively, things are looking up for those hoping to romance an Olympic synchronized swimmer. Continue reading »
sadness
Time was, if you were an exotic dancer, your customers probably wouldn’t have thanked you for that lap dance you so deftly performed. Ingrates, the lot of them, but what could you do? But now? That things aren’t so happy snappy? Strippers are finally getting appreciated for the hard work they do, at least according to one gal named “Bubbles.” Continue reading »
I don't care if you have to set up a desk in some god-awful club out there. You will take one for the team.
It was just last month that we noted that you could once again buy that $300,000 car you’d had your eye on without people judging you. “I have the cash for this thing and I don’t have to worry about someone thinking I’m a douchebag for buying this thing,” you were finally able to say to no one in particular. It felt good! No, it felt great, particularly for those of you who were so excited the good times were back you chose to spring for the auto-fellate enabling dashboard tilt feature. And now, this. This total crock: Continue reading »
This is actually kind of sad, because BG is one of the most watchable people on that network. Also, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera admitted that people keep CNBC on mute (“turn up the volume on those trading floors!”) and that she calls her father “daddy.” Anyway, we hope Bill enjoys the time off. And in between maxing and relaxing thinks about starting fake Maria Bartiromo and/or Mark Haines Twitter accounts. Don’t say no, just say maybe.
When Zvi “Octopussy” Goffer decided to dip one of his tentacles in the sweetness of insider trading, do you think he realized all that he’d be forced to give up if caught? Obviously we’re not talking about his wife, child, and freedom to wear tracksuits here, but rather the chance to wake up with his brother and a bunch of other dudes the morning after what appears to have been quite the rager?
Any Galleon Traders Still Interested In Making Use Of The Material Non-Public Info They Have On Hand Must Now Turn To Yahoo! Finance
By Bess LevinLogical but no less soul-crushing news from the House of Raj:
The boys and girls at Galleon no longer enjoy real time quotes unless they get it from the web, service was cancelled given that they no longer need to make trades. They’re pretty upset about it.
- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
