Scott Galloway

The Snatch-Buckler

On the one hand, he’s the guy who will not hesitate to rip into a student for showing up late, and then send off a list of rules re: what is not acceptable in his classroom (you can’t burst into showtunes, piss on the desk, or practice hair-removal). Points awarded. On the other, he’s a apparently a member of Carbon NYC, the self-described “social networking group for the alpha male.” Point subtracted. But where he really tips the scales in his favor? Nicknames. Vadge-inspired nicknames. Continue reading »


According to Scott Galloway, of “don’t burst into show tunes, urinate on the desk, or practice hair-removal in my class” fame.

Obviously this does not come from NYU professor Nouriel Roubini, who’d never hold his students to such freaky ass rules. It, along with a bunch of other rules for “tomorrow’s business leaders,” is courtesy of Professor Scott Galloway, precipitated by a student who dared to walk into his class several minutes late. In case anyone was wondering if that, or pissing on the desk was okay, here’s your answer.

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