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John Carney and “a great many people” on Wall Street say yes. Continue reading »

Yes, everyone’s had their knickers in a twist since Monday over Goldman’s $450 million investment in Facebook but Charlie Gasparino says back that truck up– Lloyd Blankfein may have made the rookie mistake of listing himself in a relationship too soon, according to one of two sources. Continue reading »

Here’s just a little tip for any individuals or firms employing individuals engaging in a little passing or trading of material, non-public information: if you’re worried about the consequences, don’t be. As long as you come clean in a timely fashion, the SEC is willing to let it go. Continue reading »

From 2002 to 2007, Citi raised $2.8 billion from clients to invest in a couple of fund series called MAT Finance LLC, which invested in municipal bonds and was eventually leveraged 8:1 and Falcon, which invested in mortgage debt. Despite the former being marketed as “an attractive alternative to a bond index” and the latter receiving an S&P rating “equivalent to safe, medium-term government bonds,” anyone who bet on the funds lost what might be characterized as “a metric ass-ton of their money.”

For exampe, the funds a team of brokers from Smith Barney put their clients in fell an impressive 80% to 97% from May 2007 to March 2008. Though Citi claims no foul play and offered to cover approximately one-eighth of clients’ losses, the SEC still felt the need to launch an investigation into whether or not the bank’s employees adequately disclosed the funds’ risks and/or mismanaged them. And apparently investors are still pretty miffed about the whole thing, which one broker, Michael Johnston, intuited by the response he got from one when suggesting a sweet buyback deal that would’ve translated to the client only losing 72% and promising not to sue Citi. Continue reading »

And they said it couldn’t be done! Continue reading »

Because Mike Bloomberg believes in a little something called loyalty. Continue reading »

The SEC has a history of massive fuck-ups. We know this. But, to date, many of these fuck-ups have a logical explanation. Missing Madoff’s multi-billion dollar scam for years and years? Bernie was just such a “captivating storyteller” that they got “distracted.” The whole Allied Capital thing? They though it was that wily David Einhorn, trying to throw people off his trail! Today comes word the Commission has added another notch to this particular bedpost, via letting a guy who turned himself go off and get his MBA for a few years before charging him with fraud. Continue reading »