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Life is prettay prettay prettay good.

All statements were communicated via his friends on the inside, for a recent New York article on how life’s been going in the big house.

1. “Fuck my victims” (Berns is of the opinion they’re a bunch of ingrates who he “…carried for twenty years, and now I’m doing 150 years.”) Continue reading »

Picture 90.pngBobby Rubin’s D-in-L, Gretchen Rubin, recently wrote a book called “The Happiness Project,” to deal with her “midlife malaise and help others smile more often.” Haven’t read it, but it’s apparently a best-seller and girlfriend seems pretty chipper so presumably it works. One person she’s probably keeping very happy is her husband, Jamie, a senior partner at the private-equity firm BC Partners. Not only because she stinks (some people are into that) but because, in Gretch’s opinion, she’s a fantastic lay.

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