shrinkage

As you may have heard (or witnessed firsthand), a whole bunch of banks are planning on laying off staff in the next couple months, with estimates for carnage in New York alone in the thousands. Barclays has already made cuts (on several occasions), and, as previously mentioned, Morgan Stanley and Credit Suisse have similar ideas in mind, as does UBS. Most disturbingly? Goldman Sachs, which should be immune to this stuff, will be letting people go as well and what’s worse, there’s no sign or word from the bank that this is merely part of its yearly exercise in which they lop off the bottom, least Sachy members of the group. Also? We’re going to say it in a whispery voice so as not to freak anyone out but: bonuses may be compromised. Continue reading »

Yes, everyone who’s testified so far has said you’ve paid them for inside information to trade, that you told them to keep the activities on the hush hush and that you played favorites with your tipsters. Each and every time someone takes the witness stand it gets worse and worse, like a bomb that won’t stop exploding. Still, despite nearly two months to go, it seems unlikely anyone could get up there and do you as bad as this: Continue reading »

Where shrinkage ensued. Continue reading »

  • 22 Apr 2009 at 2:26 PM

Does Size Matter?

Alpha‘s annual list of the Hedge Fund 100, the biggest single-manager hedge funds by AUM, is out today, and though it’s not as fun without the personal touch, it’s still a good time. The Top Ten was mostly a reshuffling of 2008′s names, with Man Group, Brevan Howard and Soros cracking the list, and Barclays Global Investors sadly getting knocked out, down to slot 12.
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Nice work by Alpha but our criteria are a bit different and obviously yours are too. So, we give you Dealbreaker’s Top 10 Hedge Funds for 2009.

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