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It wasn’t too long ago that when faced with a nonconfrontational line of questioning, but one he nevertheless did not appreciate as it dared to do anything but revere him for the hero he is, that Matt Taibbi’s go-to move was to throw a scalding hot cup of coffee in the face of his offender. When he had more time to plan his attack, it was extracting semen from horse, storing it in his refrigerator for weeks, baking it into a pie and then smashing it in the face of some nameless asshole. Does he currently have a vat of jizz sitting in his kitchen, ready and waiting for anyone who might offer an unfavorable review of his upcoming book, Griftopia, out November 2? Allegedly, no. In fact, Taibbi says over the course of his interview with the Observer to promote the new tome, he’s pretty much done with that and all the other stuff that’s come to made him tick over the last 40 years. Here is a list of things Taibbi claims to be giving up for at least the short-term (though don’t hold him to it): Continue reading »

johnmack.jpgJohn Mack said last night at panel discussion hosted by Bloomberg News and Vanity Fair that as an (outgoing) chief executive of a major bank, he welcomes, nay, begs for increased regulation by the Fed. He illustrated this need with a little story about how during the credit boom, he almost did a deal at 8 times leverage, and then someone else came in and did it at 10. And you know what that showed Mack? That “We cannot control ourselves. You have to step in and control the Street.” So there it is, the bottom line. We will not stop until you pry the crack pipe from our dead lifeless fingers. If you thought that time we got picked up by the cops for freebasing smack off a homeless man’s dick in a back alley was a wake-up call, you thought wrong.