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  • 20 Oct 2014 at 4:36 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Babies Born In The Next 7.5 Hours

Hold my callsIf you’re inside a womb and have reached full-term by today, try and make your way to the exit before midnight tonight. Read more »

  • 13 Oct 2014 at 11:30 AM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Jefferies

The junior mistmakers at the House ‘o Handler will not be left out of the fun. Read more »

  • 05 Sep 2014 at 3:16 PM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Credit Suisse

After having monitored the situation, the House of Dougan has decided its youngest members will be getting base pay raises. Read more »

  • 29 Jul 2014 at 11:44 AM

Morgan Stanley Has A Treat For Senior Junior Bankers

It’s not all “if you don’t like your pay STFU or GTFO” tough love over at the House of Gorman. The firm’s oldest junior bankers are getting a nice little bump to their compensation to help out with liquidity issues they might be facing. Junior junior bankers are getting hope that they might one day get raises too. Read more »

Gone are the days of working until 2AM on an assignment. Staying only until midnight will be the new and exciting way of doing things. Read more »

The World Cup match between the U.S. and Belgium looks like a great case of timing the market. Today’s game is scheduled to begin just as regular stock trading ends at 4 p.m. in New York. Compared with the midday start for last week’s U.S.-Germany match, there should be fewer conflicts in the workplace while giving Wall Street watering holes an earlier jump on Happy Hour. “The timing couldn’t be more appropriate,” said Philip Blancato, the chief executive officer of investment adviser Ladenburg Thalmann Funds/USA on Madison Avenue in Midtown Manhattan. “We have a group from the company that’s going to head out at the end of the work day and go watch the game together.” [Bloomberg]

  • 23 Jun 2014 at 2:42 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: RBS

Royal Bank of Scotland execs are going to receive bonuses, even though the UK government owns 81 percent of the place and it has only earned a profit six out of a possible 24 times since 2008. So this is cause for excitement. Read more »