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  • 11 Nov 2014 at 2:52 PM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Bank of America

money-showerThe House of Moynihan is said to have gone the way of Credit Suisse, Jefferies, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, and Morgan Stanley, and given its tiniest bankers a little something extra. Read more »

  • 06 Nov 2014 at 3:45 PM

Bill Ackman Doing Alright For Himself This Year

bill_ackman_600x450Herbalife failing to fall off a cliff notwithstanding, the hedge fund manager and his clients have a lot (of money) to smile about. Bonus: it looks like Bill won’t have to bust his ass to find houses to flip in South Florida just yet. Read more »

  • 20 Oct 2014 at 4:36 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Babies Born In The Next 7.5 Hours

Hold my callsIf you’re inside a womb and have reached full-term by today, try and make your way to the exit before midnight tonight. Read more »

  • 05 Sep 2014 at 3:16 PM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Credit Suisse

After having monitored the situation, the House of Dougan has decided its youngest members will be getting base pay raises. Read more »

  • 13 Aug 2014 at 12:48 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Evercore Junior Mistmakers

Update: These are the numbers being rumored, which people are said to be “generally pleased” with, though the official ones are not expected until later this week. Read more »

  • 29 Jul 2014 at 11:44 AM

Morgan Stanley Has A Treat For Senior Junior Bankers

It’s not all “if you don’t like your pay STFU or GTFO” tough love over at the House of Gorman. The firm’s oldest junior bankers are getting a nice little bump to their compensation to help out with liquidity issues they might be facing. Junior junior bankers are getting hope that they might one day get raises too. Read more »

Gone are the days of working until 2AM on an assignment. Staying only until midnight will be the new and exciting way of doing things. Read more »