so that’s nice for them

preetbhararawhiteboardAnthony Chiasson and Todd Newman will be enjoying themselves this evening. Preet Bharara, less so. Read more »

  • 10 Dec 2014 at 8:45 AM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Citigroup

citi07x-large-260x195At long last, the littlest members of Team Citi have gotten word they’ll be receiving raises to base pay, just like their fellow junior mistmakers across Wall Street. Read more »

  • 08 Dec 2014 at 2:25 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Morgan Stanley

This could be you.

This could be you.

Exciting news from the House o’ Gorman: employees will get more actual money come bonus time, like the kind you can use, touch, roll around in and less of the kind that’s just sort of theoretical. Read more »

  • 04 Dec 2014 at 5:14 PM

Uber Raised Some Money

This guy's excitedGo forth and discuss these data points with your Uber driver tonight. Read more »

Bill-Gross-001That, and performance is reportedly up since whathisface left the building. Read more »

  • 11 Nov 2014 at 2:52 PM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Bank of America

money-showerThe House of Moynihan is said to have gone the way of Credit Suisse, Jefferies, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, and Morgan Stanley, and given its tiniest bankers a little something extra. Read more »

  • 06 Nov 2014 at 3:45 PM

Bill Ackman Doing Alright For Himself This Year

bill_ackman_600x450Herbalife failing to fall off a cliff notwithstanding, the hedge fund manager and his clients have a lot (of money) to smile about. Bonus: it looks like Bill won’t have to bust his ass to find houses to flip in South Florida just yet. Read more »

  • 20 Oct 2014 at 4:36 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Babies Born In The Next 7.5 Hours

Hold my callsIf you’re inside a womb and have reached full-term by today, try and make your way to the exit before midnight tonight. Read more »