SocGen

  • 09 May 2014 at 2:52 PM

There Are Some Upsides To A €4.9bn Fine

We’re not going to sugarcoat it. There aren’t a lot. But if you find yourself frequently plagued by parking, speeding tickets and the like, consider this silver lining: Read more »

Option A: shut the hell up. Option B: spend time in prison. Read more »

Yesterday in France, a court sentenced everyone’s favorite rogue trader, Jerome Kerviel, to three years in prison and said he must also “pay back” the $6.8 billion that was lost. At his current salary as a technology consultant, it should only take Kerviel 170,000 years to do so. Attorney Olivier Metzner said his client is “disgusted” by the ruling and today JK compared it to being “hit on the head with a club…I’m starting to digest it, but I’m nonetheless crushed by the weight of the sanction and the weight of responsibility the ruling places on me.” Well his former employer has some news that might just turn that frown upside down. Read more »

  • 27 May 2008 at 4:30 PM

Record Deal TK

jkerviel.JPGSociété Générale shareholders, still not over the months-old rogue trading scandal, told Chairman Daniel Bouton that he’d “turned the bank into a casino,” demanded his resignation and booed his every word at today’s annual general meeting. Apparently Bouton’s power point presentation, which showed that over an 8-year period, SocGen shares had remained among the best in the sector, did little to ease the crowd’s anger, probably because the 8-year period was from 1971-1979. It’s all very dramatic, exponentially more so if you imagine it going down in French. Meanwhile, Reuters notes that “a mile or two away from the shareholder meeting,” Kerviel, who went MIA for several days following the scandal, “looked calm and relaxed as he posed exclusively for Reuters Pictures and Television,” taking a cue from his newfound spiritual leader, Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute (she’s teaching classes at the Learning Annex now).
SocGen Chairman Booed Over Kerviel Affair [Reuters via NYT]

  • 21 Feb 2008 at 3:39 PM

Jerome Kerviel: Charting His Trades

Jerome Kerviel's Performance (small).pngOur eyes were already glazed over when we finally turned our attention to the the report released by Société Générale on the Jerome Kerviel scandal. The ocular varnish hardened to opaque as we skimmed through blather about how almost everything had gone right, everyone had done things well, and it was just a few bad eggs. It confirms much of what we had already concluded—that the back office lacked the knowledge and spine to really control the risk of the traders. “In some cases, according to the report, controllers who asked Mr. Kerviel about irregularities in his trades didn’t understand his explanations, but they dropped their inquiries,” the Wall Street Journal writes.
We woke up a bit when we read the Journal’s summary of the report: “The findings are likely to prompt widespread soul-searching within the banking sector.” Cue laughter.
But what really got our attention and tore the scales from our eyes was the chart attached to the report. Kerviel, according to SocGen, hid his real profit and loss by displaying an “official” P&L that was very small by comparison. After the jump, we bring you the chart.

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