
Shitty climate got you down? Getting your ass kicked every day? Feel like the market is making you its bitch? Obviously, you have options. You can cry about it. You can jerk the wheel into a god damn bridge abutment. Or you can act like a winner. You can realize that there is no substitute for winning and you can get out there and play the other team quote unquote, with its pussy mustard yellow shit volatility, and not just beat it but grab it and fuck its sisters in the cunt. ARE YOU LISTENING??? Continue reading »
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And in America, we don’t negotiate with terrorists! Except for when we do! [RCP]
The president is set to share his thoughts on Detroit’s big day at 4:15. What do we think he’ll say? Will he urge everyone to go out and buy a Yukon Denali Hybrid? Will he call out UBS by name? Will he mention today’s winner of Call The (GM) Close (who should email me to redeem his/her prize)?
An abbreviated version of Einhorn’s speech ran as an Op-Ed in this morning’s Times. We’ve obtained the full text of yesterday’s chat.

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