As you know, it’s never too early to start thinking about bonus season. Those of you who took our bonus negotiation tips to heart and have been practicing them faithfully in the men’s room bathroom with your wing-man have nothing to worry about. Others should be soiling yourselves in fear. But take heart. Even if it didn’t penetrate when I said to open with a line such as “Listen up you motherfuckers, let me just cut right to the chase. This not my first rodeo. I have signed a hundred other bonus agreements that have been way bigger than this shit, okay? So nobody is going to be fucking bamboozling anyone with this lingo-jingo-fucking mingo” and even if you do work for a shop taking it up the tailpipe this year, you can still do pretty okay with yourself, thanks to a certain philandering sports star with a taste for skanks and an aversion to turkey. Continue reading »
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Since Raj Rajaratnam was escorted out of his apartment almost two weeks ago in cuffs one thing we’ve been waiting to hear is who slept with whom in this whole thing. Who was going downtown for the hot tips? Was Raj using his bod to get ahead? Someone seems to think that Newcastle’s Danielle Chiesi might’ve been using her powers of persuasion to get an edge in the insider trading game. Not exactly sure how, given that this guy (below) runs what seems to be a small shop out in Ohio but whatevs. Regardless, at least we know she treated her men to the finer things in life, which is nice.
From: [redacted]
To: Dealbreaker
Sent: Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Subject: Danielle Chiesi
- Use the Bloomberg command
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to access Dealbreaker
