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    CFA Police: “The Candidate Was Moving His Hat And Hands Around Using What Appeared To Be Signals”

    Yesterday, at approximately 10:30AM, scores of financial services employees breathed a collective sigh of relief. Relief that months of studying had paid off in the form of a passing score on the Level II and II CFA exams. Relief that, even though months of studying had been a total waste of time with nothing to show for it, they could get on with their lives and stop wondering. One guy was less lucky. He’s in a CFA holding cell right now pending an investigation, thanks to some supposedly suspect fidgeting and a couple proctors with itchy trigger fingers, possibly hoping to impress their superiors.











    According to the suspect, “No one has ever accused me of having a nervous tic or cheating before…I don’t understand how you could honestly mistake my, admittedly strange, gestures as signaling to an unknown accomplice.”

    / Jul 25, 2012 at 2:43 PM

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