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    Jeffrey Gundlach Had A Little Party Last Night

    December 7, 1941. November 22, 1963. December 4, 2009. All dates of such historical and cultural significance that if you asked someone where they were that day, they’d surely be able to tell you. Because they weren’t just any old days; they were moments when everything changed. The bombing of Pearl Harbor; the assassination of JFK; and, perhaps most importantly, the firing of Jeffrey Gundlach from the TWC Group, which had taken issue with his decision to start his own firm, and choose to express that anger by first escorting him out of the building and second raiding his offices, where they found an amount of adult films and sexual devices that suggested Gundlach was operating an online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. TCW also sued its former employee and at the time, rather than roll over and take it which is something he would never do, Gundlach vowed to fight back and clear up the misconception that TCW was the victim in the situation. On the contrary, JG told people, the real victim was US taxpayers who were “promised” Gundlach’s services and had to settled for a subpar bond manager when his relationship with the firm was terminated. Gundlach ultimately emerged victorious* and perhaps even more satisfying to The Pope was the number of TCW employees and clients who followed him en masse to his new company, the aptly named DoubleLine Capital. We’re not sure how you celebrated last night’s hugely significant anniversary, but we do know how Gundlach did:

    / Dec 5, 2012 at 4:26 PM
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    Jury Rules Jeffrey Gundlach Used Trade Secrets Snuck Out Of TCW In Secretary’s Bra, Though Not In A ‘Malicious’ Way

    “Gundlach was found today to have breached his fiduciary duty to TCW and misappropriated its trade secrets.The Los Angeles jury awarded the company no damages on the breach claim…The jury found that Gundlach and DoubleLine didn’t act willfully and maliciously in misappropriating trade secrets.” [BW, earlier]

    / Sep 16, 2011 at 2:47 PM
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    Société Générale CEO Is What Jeffrey Gundlach Would Call ‘Les Incompetents’

    Jeffrey Gundlach is a hugely talented man. The bond manager, who is currently being sued by his former employer for alleged theft of proprietary information that he snuck out of the office in a secretary’s bra, can do it all. In addition to being, as he’s previously stated, “The guy who can make it rain […]

    / Aug 17, 2011 at 10:47 AM
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    Secretary Cleave Played Pivotal Part In Jeffrey Gundlach’s Alleged TCW Theft

    “His team stole 9 million pages of documents. If you stacked them up, that’s 2.5 Empire State buildings…we’ve got forensic experts, people who examined the computers, people who will testify to some of this. That 9 million pages is based on our examinations of the computers, of the downloads, of the printings. And they snuck […]

    / Jul 25, 2011 at 4:59 PM
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    TCW v. Gundlach Trial Will Not Include ‘Gang Bang My Face’

    In December 2009, bond guru and self-described “genius” Jeffrey Gundlach quit TCW to start his own firm, DoubleLine LLC. When he left, his former employer alleges, he took with him TCW staff, client information, and technology, which form the basis of their suit against JG (who prefers to be called “The Pope”) that is set […]

    / Jul 22, 2011 at 10:52 AM
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    This Is Why Jeffrey Gundlach Is Awesome

    A lot people would probably tell you that bond investor Jeffrey Gundlach’s awesomeness stems from the staggeringly impressive sex toy and porn collection he kept in his office at TWC before he was fired/quit last year (itemized here). And while being Wall Street’s foremost dildo collector and having the entire Dr. Fellatio series, as in […]

    / Dec 9, 2010 at 11:31 AM
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    Justice Department Probing Jeffrey Gundlach’s TWC Breakup

    According to an updated federal filing on Monday, the Justice Department has taken an interest in the split between investment firm TCW Group and its former CIO, Jeffrey Gundlach. While DoubleLine has confirmed that “some employees and former employees have been interviewed by the office of the U.S. attorney in Manhattan” and TCW has confirmed […]

    / Dec 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM
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    Jeffrey Gundlach’s Milkshake, Sex And Drug Paraphernalia Bring All The Investors To The Yard

    Congratulations are in order for Jeff Gundlach and the DoubleLine Team! In addition to being ranked number one globally in asses (on tape), the new firm has gathered the most assets among 2010 fund launches. Naturally this calls for a celebration and a screening of Ass Traffic Volume 2 at the office would probably be […]

    / Jun 11, 2010 at 1:58 PM
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    Who Said It: “What’s It Like Having Lunch With A Genius?”

    Here’s your hint: the question came from someone not only known by colleagues as a dick, but a lover of dick as well. Chrome, rubber, glass, whatever. Okay, guess.

    / Jan 19, 2010 at 4:02 PM
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    Scores Of TCW Employees Choose DP-Friendly Environment

    Double fist pump for DoubleLine LLC! Earlier this week, when we discussed the matter of Jeffrey Gundlach, who’s being sued by his former employer, TCW, for conspiracy, unfair competition, theft of proprietary and having dozens upon dozens of dildos, hardcore pornos, spank rags and weed in his office, a few of you wondered if there […]

    / Jan 15, 2010 at 2:38 PM
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    Jeffrey Gundlach NOT Set Up By TCW, Big Fan Of “Dr. Fellatio” Series

    Last week we wondered aloud whether or not former TCW CIO Jeffery Gundlach had been set up by his employer to look like a sex-crazed maniac. To recap, Gundlach is being sued by TCW for, among other things, conspiracy, unfair competition and theft of proprietary (Gundlach started his own firm last month, DoubleLine LLC). The […]

    / Jan 11, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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    TCW Group Sues Former CIO Jeffrey Gundlach For Having Drugs, Pornos And 12 “Sexual Devices” In Office

    The firm had some other issues with Gundlach, who was fired on December 4, as well (he’s being accused of conspiracy, unfair competition and theft of proprietary TCW information) but we figured this should discussed ASAP, as some of you may have some things you need to dispose of from your desk, in the event […]

    / Jan 7, 2010 at 4:10 PM

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