teabagging

You know what’s so fucking hot right now? Tea. You know how we know that? Because the Post has deemed it so. And you know how they know that? At least one person drinks it in mass quantities– legendary hedge fund manager Spencer Greenberg. Greenberg, you may recall, is the 27 year-old co-founder of Rebellion Research, a firm that uses “artificial intelligence” to invest and manages under $7 million. His passion for leaves is cited today as evidence that this stuff that’s been around for thousands of years is finally now a ‘thing.’ Greenberg, pictured here with his stash and described as resembling Jake Gyllenhaal, we’re told, “is not your average tea enthusiast.” Read more »

Charlie Gasparino reports that his sources are telling him Lloyd Blankfein and Goldman Sachs are so despised the world over that they get “75 to 100 pieces of hate mail in a single day.” Chaz wanted to give us a specific number, but doing so would’ve given away the fact that he himself has been the one faithfully clipping letters from newspapers and magazines each night to send LB variations on “you got some stugots not callin’ me back, Lloyd!” (“you better fuckin’ call me back, Lloyd!” and “do not test my patience Lloyd or I’m gonna make a bank holding company out of your stugots, LLOYD!”). So, a range of 75-100 it is. Read more »