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  • 10 Sep 2010 at 4:59 PM

Money. Sex. Power. Betrayal. The Name Of Eliot Spitzer’s Penis. YOU DON’T KNOW THE REAL STORY.

By Bess Levin

Here are a list of things we know about the “rise and fall of Eliot Spitzer”:

* Attorney General

* Went after a lot of people on Wall Street

* Governor

* Fucked a prostitute named Ashley for $2,000 an hour

* Used the name of a campaign contributor when paying-to-lay

* Used the Mayflower Hotel in DC for many a romp

* Known in the hooker community for wearing black socks during sex

* Big fan o’ the raw dog

* Has made an enemy out of former madame-cum-gubernatorial candidate Kristin Davis

Seems pretty comprehensive but apparently…. Continue reading »

  • 13 Apr 2010 at 2:15 PM

The First KFC Double Down Event Of The Season Taking Place Tomorrow

By Bess Levin

THE CHICKEN IS THE BUN!

The Challenge: 7 KFC Double Down sandwiches in 30 minutes. Continue reading »