the theory washington fat cats didn’t want you to hear: lucidity from the brink

  • 24 Nov 2010 at 2:52 PM

You Can Thank The FBI For At Least One Thing

In the spirit of the two holidays being celebrated this week– Thanksgiving and Insider Trading Fest(ivus) 2010— let’s stop and take a moment to reflect. Many are probably not thankful for the feds’ decision to shove a shiv up a number of Wall Street firms’ asses. What you can be thankful for, however, is the FBI’s probe spawning this– a wide-ranging theory connected the insider trading, the Chinese government, the MassGOP, and female hormone pills. It’s suggested that the following is read in the voice of noted dot connecter, Blenn Geck, with the lights off and a flashlight under one’s chin. Drums should beat ominously in the background, too. Read more »