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Please note, this deal is only good through November. SAC must call 555-8959 in the next 53 days with a valid credit card number to take advantage of this special offer. As an added bonus, if SAC acts fast, the Feds will throw in a U.S. Attorney’s Office Limited Edition Fleece. Don’t let this opportunity pass you by. Read more »

  • 21 Feb 2013 at 12:56 PM

Bonus Watch ’13: UBS

…employees will get their bonus numbers when management feels like giving them their bonus numbers! Read more »

“We are one decision away from restoring our fiscal and moral authority from around the world,” Dimon said today. “Let’s just do it.” [Dealbook]