Famous friend of Britain’s Prince Andrew Kazakhstan-born beauty Goga Ashkenazi threw a wild party at her St. Tropez villa over the weekend, complete with a topless crasher. Wealthy businesswoman Ashkenazi hosted 350 for dinner, then added another 200 guests to join an after-party. Revelers included Joan Collins, Blackstone’s Steve Schwarzman, Denise Rich, movie producer Lawrence Bender and model Victoria Silvstedt. Grace Jones performed in a black thong when a young woman, who guests described as a “party crasher,” jumped onstage and ripped off her top to “grind” with the rock goddess, before the intruder was “escorted out by security,” a spy said. [NYP]
So! It seems that the Aussies at Macquarie were not as opened-minded as one would’ve hoped. David Kiely, the client investment manager who took a few ganders at Miranda Kerr yesterday while his floor was being filmed, has been “waiting at home” since the “incident” while his bosses, who “take matters such as the unacceptable use of technology extremely seriously,” deal with the matter internally.
I don’t mean to get you down but this is an issue of global importance that must be addressed immediately: The Daily Mail reports that due to the declining economy, those who would otherwise go topless on French beaches like St. Tropez are adding fabric instead of subtracting. According to Dr. Guy Fournier (obviously a quack), “Public morality follows people’s confidence and optimism in their wealth and lifestyle. During an economic downturn, women are less inclined to let it all hang out and more likely to cover up.” Seriously, France? Seriously? Loose morals and having threesomes and being naked are supposed to be the one thing you can do right, the one thing, and you can’t even do that? God!
Beach Goers In France Going Topless Less [UPI]