• 18 Aug 2011 at 10:07 AM

Call The Close (UPDATE)

Update: And “Excited for $2 gas” is our winner with 10990 at 12:30! EF2G, get in touch to claim your prize.
Hey look, we’re down over 500. Think we can double that or will Maria Bartiromo, from her desk at the stock exchange, bring us back through sheer force? Read more »

  • 10 Aug 2011 at 4:16 PM

TSF Is Back

Wall Street is set to cut over 100,000 financial services employees by the end of the year. The Dow dropped 521 points today. Harbinger Capital Partners muse Wilbur Falcone was just dealt a horrible blow. While some of you may think we get off on writing about Wall Street getting its teeth knocked out, in truth, it’s really just as much a buzz kill for us as it is for those taking it up the tailpipe. So we’ve decided to do something about it, in an admittedly self-serving effort to cheer ourselves up (it’s strange, but making you feel good makes us feel good). And here’s what it is: WE’RE BRINGING BACK THE SANDWICH FAIRY. Read more »