Tags: ???, Charlie Gasparino, Twitter
The situation is fluid. We’ll keep you posted.
Update: It involved sleeping in a pod on the sidewalk and taking a fairly gruff tone with the inventor of said pod. For future reference, Gasparino is not impressed with fancy looking sleeping devices. All this man of simple tastes requires is a place where he can take a three hour nap and rejuve for the gym. Read more »
Tags: Dick Costolo, don't hold anything back, Peter Thiel, suggestions, Twitter
Just kidding, he actually thinks the entire operation is a joke and went on CNBC to say as much, where he noted that the only conceivable way he could see the company turning things around would be if literally everyone working for it was fired. Read more »
Tags: collies, improvements, JP Morgan Chase, JPMorgan, Twitter
Back in November, JP Morgan announced that it would be offering up Vice Chairman Jimmy “Get Tom Brady On The Phone” Lee for questioning by the people of Twitter. The pre-show did not go well and the whole thing had to be canceled, in part because it somehow wasn’t anticipated that there might be lingering questions about the billions the firm had lost/was fined/was about to be fined. Today, the bank has demonstrated that it took its remedial interenet classes seriously, and redeemed itself with this: Read more »