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Who?If George Soros, whose fund threw Gross a couple of nickels earlier this week, had any doubts about his investment with the former Pimco CEO, they have been assuaged. Not only has Gross pledged his undying stewardship of Soros’s capital but he’s promised to watch over the money 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no matter what. Should Soros have any questions, any questions at all, he should feel free, nay, encouraged to give Bill a call, day or night (obviously it goes without saying that Gross has assigned him a special ringtone and programmed Soros’s number to ring through regardless of any Do Not Disturb settings). Read more »

Charlie GasparinoEarlier today, Fox Business revealed a new print campaign it’s running, which takes the network’s previous tagline for reporter Charlie Gasparino– “Charlie Breaks It”– and adds “Others Follow.” The suggestion here is that Mr. Gasparino beats all other outlets on Wall Street’s biggest stories and at least competitor with a social media presence didn’t appreciate the insinuation: CNBC’s Ron Insana. So he did what anyone living in these times does when he or she believes something wrong is happening: took to Twitter. Here’s what Insana had to say:

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As those of you familiar with Charles’s temperament and commitment to fact checking might have guessed, that statement didn’t fly. Naturally, instead of responding with a single strand of 140 characters, Gasparino unleashed a torrent of Tweets that would make a Word of the Day calendar quiver. Let’s take a look. Read more »

  • 24 Sep 2014 at 2:09 PM

Any Guesses? (UPDATE)


[via @cgasparino]

The situation is fluid. We’ll keep you posted.

Update: It involved sleeping in a pod on the sidewalk and taking a fairly gruff tone with the inventor of said pod. For future reference, Gasparino is not impressed with fancy looking sleeping devices. All this man of simple tastes requires is a place where he can take a three hour nap and rejuve for the gym. Read more »

Are Charlie Gasparino’s tweets at the general public getting in the way of your tracking who Carl Icahn is dining with this week, but don’t want him to know you’re silencing them? The programmers are here to help. Read more »

On Tuesday afternoon, an article appeared over at the Times that referred to Lloyd Blankfein as the “former” CEO of Goldman Sachs. As Blankfein is very much the current chief executive, a correction was issued.

…teeing the bank up for the deployment of some corporate Twitter account sass. Read more »

  • 13 Mar 2014 at 4:40 PM

Charlie Gasparino Pioneers Gluteus Maximus Reportage

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This Is How You Run A Corporate Twitter Account


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Take note, @GoldmanSachs, @jpmorgan, @blackstone.

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