Tags: aluminum, Derivatives, FERC, Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, OIS discounting, UBS
UBS is selling its over-the-counter commodity derivatives portfolio to JPMorgan, prompting John Carney to say this:
Here’s a good rule of thumb. When one bank buys a business from another bank, it’s almost always a case of regulatory arbitrage. It’s never really because of synergies or managerial talent or whatever other hokum the media relations churn out to their willing dupes in the press. It’s just about one bank being better able to take advantage of the rules.
So even though the rationale for JPMorgan Chase buying the over-the-counter commodities derivatives business of UBS remains mysterious, you can safely surmise this is regulatory arbitrage. Most likely, it’s got to do with capital requirements.
Umm maybe? I don’t know, this question seems a little over-determined; the thing is that pretty much everyone thinks that (1) JPMorgan is pretty good at running an investment bank, the occasional hiccup aside, and that (2) UBS is pretty crap at doing so. So are US regulators relatively more comfortable with JPM managing this portfolio than Swiss regulators are with UBS doing so? Sure, probably, but probably so are the respective shareholders, and counterparties, and senior managements, and anyone else you might ask. Really moving any portfolio of anything from UBS to JPMorgan is probably Pareto optimal.
The light irony comes from – well here is Bloomberg’s first sentence: Read more »
Tags: Asian billionaires, bilionaires, penetration, UBS
UBS AG, the Swiss lender that’s shrinking its investment banking business to focus on wealth management, said it has a business relationship with as many as eight out of 10 billionaires in Asia. “We have a penetration of one in two billionaires in the world,” Chief Executive Officer Sergio Ermotti told analysts and reporters on a call after second-quarter earnings today. “In Asia, this was much deeper.” The Zurich-based bank has a relationship with as many as 80 percent of the billionaires in Asia, a UBS official said in an e-mail following the call.” [Bloomberg]
Tags: corrupt corporate culture, Gary Heinz, jail time, Michael Welty, Peter Ghavami, UBS
The bad news: Peter Ghavami is going to spend some time in prison. The goods news: it’s way less than the 21 years prosecutors were hoping for. So that’s something! Read more »
Tags: Bank of America, future layoffs watches, Private Banking, really needed that, shots in the arm, UBS
It’s been a tough few months (years, really) for our neutral friends. There’s the LIBOR thing, the nobody wants to work here thing, the cutbacks, the “bitch set me up” thing, the petty vandalism thing, the ongoing tax evasion (formerly one of its chief businesses) thing, the mortgage-backed securities fraud thing, the Facebook proving you have no business being in the equity capital markets thing, the casual anti-Semitism thing, the paying people in high-trigger CoCos thing, the rogue trader losing $2 billion thing, and then, last month, this slap in the face.
And while UBS certainly cannot give as good as it gets, it has evened the score with BriMoy and the rest of the Charlotte bullies. Unfortunately, this has done very little to actually make UBS more money, but it knows how to do what it needs to do to have it make it more money. Read more »
Tags: David Casterton, ICAP, LIBOR, Liborgate, UBS
Employees of the brokerage firm were (allegedly!) rewarded by UBS for a job well done (i.e. helping the Swiss bank Libor). Read more »
Tags: awards, BofA, Extel rankings, Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, UBS
Feel free to exchange exultations, insults and sour-grape rationalizations below. Read more »
Tags: Layoffs, O’Connor LLC, tough breaks, UBS
UBS’s O’Connor LLC, the Swiss bank’s hedge fund that provoked the ire of many an employee last March, when it treated them like regular old UBS employees come pay day, causing them to “contact other hedge funds and recruiters” to explore options, has followed up its last act with one entitled “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” Read more »