• 12 Aug 2013 at 6:28 PM

One Hell Of A Week May Cost Husband-And-Wife 30 Years

This is the kind of frenetic talent that a certain hedge fund might have snapped up if time had allowed. Read more »

  • 12 May 2011 at 3:40 PM

Live-Blogging The Rex Ryan SALT Lunch

[Music playing while we wait includes “You Give Love A Bad Name” and “Livin’ On A Prayer”]

12:45 Guy introducing Rex sees lots of similarities between the Jets coach and George W. Bush (who spoke last night): both are “winners, blunt passionate, and couldn’t care if the things they say might have consequences.”

12:50 Rex is happy to be here though, he must admit, doesn’t know anything about derivatives…”buy low, sell high, that’s all I’ve got” Read more »

  • 20 Nov 2009 at 4:45 PM

Paris Hilton And Traders4Kids

drj4.jpgPartying it up at the Palm’s Hugh Hefner Sky Villa with ex-Tudor Jones trader Mark Fisher didn’t take away from Dr. J’s ability to make $15,000 in three hours, for a program that teaches disadvantage kids to someday have trading prowess like The King. If you missed the chance to donate some of your gains on drug stocks ($MRK or $PFE) today, no worries, there’s still time to help create the next mini-me Fast Money crew here.
And if for some reason if you still need more motivation to give (around $26k has been donated so far but we’re counting on you to make it more)- we’re told Paris Hilton is stopping by the event’s after-party and will sign any part of your body if you give. For those not currently in Vegas, Dr J will take the Paris body signature in your name and send you a photo.
*Checks can made to: Trader4Kids and sent to: 175 West Jackson Blvd, suite 200 Chicago, IL 60604

  • 23 Oct 2009 at 4:10 PM

Investment Banking Self-Defense On The Strip

Have you ever wanted to learn how to kill a person with your bare hands, as a matter of self-defense or just cause? Are you going to be in Vegas the weekend of the 14th? I am and I thought we could take this class together, which comes highly recommended by the “senior staff” at Goldman.*

Good afternoon,
Las Vegas’ Tim Larkin is teaching Investment Bankers ‘How to Kill’ as a method of self defence at a closed-venue in Las Vegas on 14th and 15th November. He has taught senior staff of Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Deutche Bank and Credit Suisse and also Scotland Yard.

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