Earlier this week, an incensed Goldman Sachs employee informed us of a new development at 200 West that was causing great civil unrest. “They replaced the regular sized (8 oz?) with tiny little cups (5oz?),” he wrote, steaming. “Last week the cappuccino machine wasn’t filling my cup and I was wondering why. Now I know, the machine is filling the tiny cups!” Not about to take the TLC situation sitting down, he of course had a plan. “I guess now I will just have to get two cups of coffee at once.” While he was surely dead serious about making good on his threat, there is no longer a need to double up. Continue reading »
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A U.S. appeals court ruled Monday that the Winklevoss twins can’t back out of a settlement they struck with Facebook Inc. to resolve claims that founder Mark Zuckerberg stole their idea for the social network. In a 2008 settlement…Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss got $20 million in cash and $45 million in Facebook stock to drop their suit claiming that Mr. Zuckerberg deceived them when he agreed to work for their company, called ConnectU, on a similar website…after they signed the settlement, the Winklevosses said they learned that Facebook’s board had adopted an internal valuation of just $3.7 billion. Had this lower valuation been used, the Winklevoss twins would have received more Facebook shares as part of their settlement. [WSJ]
Related: Larry Summers Will Not Apologize For Being A Dick To The Winklevoss Twins
Great News For Anyone Looking To Stick It To Former Spouse Years After Divorce (Provided You Invested With Madoff)
By Bess Levin
A New York lawyer who said he paid his ex-wife $2.7 million of the purported value of his account with Bernard Madoff can sue her to revise their 2006 agreement because of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, an appeals court ruled. [Bloomberg]
His days inside the joint are spent getting high, feasting on delicious sandwich wraps, being waited on hand and foot by his new “homosexual posse,” he doesn’t have cancer and now the vindictive shrew who tried to turn a profit by writing about banging him has been more or less shut down. As of last night, Sheryl Weinstein’s book of dick jokes had sold a mere 2,000 copies (and one of those was ours, out of hate). Of course, this ultimately means the woman with the possibly huge vagina is going to balls out on publicity, describing details even she had previously deemed too classless to share (we’re finally going to find out if Bernie landed closer to “impeccably shorn” or “overgrown cock-bush”) and putting out a casting call for a “dramatic re-enactment” sex tape, but for now this has got to feel pretty good for Big B.
Earlier: Sheryl Weinstein’s Husband: Don’t Be So Quick To Judge My Whore Wife
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