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  • 13 Jul 2010 at 12:47 PM

Looking For That Extra Edge?

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Are you old as fuck? I mean, for Wall Street, what with all the whippsnappers running wild, not for, like, the earth? Might we suggest an age-old technique for getting that spring back in your step that apparently fell out of fashion almost 100 years ago but is surely set to make a comeback, probably with even better results due to advances in medicine and technology? Continue reading »

  • 09 Jul 2010 at 10:50 AM

Morgan Stanley Employee Charged With Taking It A Li’l Too Far With Divorce Court Judge

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Okay, so, just an FYI: if you happen to find yourself going through a divorce (which you filed for without telling your wife for a couple months, NBD) and the judge rules against you and you’re like “Well, I’m not at all happy with this turn of events at all and here’s what I’m going to do about it,” don’t let the thing(s) you do about it include:

* Hacking into the judge’s email and changing his password

* Sending messages from his account to his contacts such as “I can S my own D and have. True story.”

* Calling him and his family members and breathing heavily into the phone

* Logging onto chat rooms and leaving comments like the following under your real name: Continue reading »

  • 25 May 2010 at 2:45 PM

Endorsements: Dennis Kneale Wants You To Give It Up For Jim Cramer

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“…the person at CNBC Dennis respects most is Jim Cramer. This may surprise you but Kneale offers an explanation: “Jim is an encyclopedia of stocks. The guy is a genius.” While Cramer may be wrong at times when his opinion really counts (Bear Stearns, anyone?), he’s also right a lot of the time and deserves more credit than he gets.” [BI]