CNBC reports that John Mack has been the only bank CEO, that they’re aware of, to pick up the results of his firm’s stress test. He apparently showed up “in a silver Audi,” met with Fed officials for about an hour and “left without comment or fanfare.” So far Blankfein, Dimon, et al are nowhere to be found,* but if someone would get off their asses and take a walk down to Ulysses, we could surely find them.
*Perhaps suggesting they’ve banded together in a concerted effort to give the impression they don’t give a fuck about these meaningless things, or maybe they do but just got too bombed at lunch on Stone Street.