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  • 10 Sep 2009 at 10:47 AM

Just Be Cool, Be Calm…Act Natural…If You’re Nervous, Maybe Clean The Pipes Beforehand…We Don’t Want You Going In There With A Loaded Gun, This Is Serious Business.

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