On the Cusp of Holidays, More Toy Recalls [Portfolio]
You say you want to be able to buy Barbie dolls for your son without worrying that he’s going to get lead poisoning but at what cost? Toy manufacturers hoping to call parents on their collective bluff—and really actually kind of baiting them to do so—today announced that they will be complying with safety standards but it’ll come out of overly worrisome guardians’ pockets. Mega Brands, which saw one child die and 27 others suffer internal injuries* on its watch this year, manipulatively bemoaned the fact that they’ve now been forced to contract “almost 200…people that go around to factories and test…from a frequency standpoint, the cost is going to go up,”and BMO Capital Markets analyst Gerrick Johnson estimated that price points will rise from $14.99 to $19.99.
Betrothed and father-to-be John Carney said, “There’s no way in hell [he's] willing to fork over an extra 5-spot.” Are you?
U.S. parents want safer toys, but will cost them [Reuters]
*speaking of which, our publisher just order us these and they are AWESOME. We highly recommend them. If you thought our posting schedule was erratic before, just wait.
Jews (or lack thereof)
In honor of the upcoming holiday, Mattel’s executive vice president, Thomas Debrowski, issue an apology to China on behalf of Mattel, for a massive number of recalls on toys following the revelation that some had contained excessive levels of lead paint. “Mattel takes full responsibility for these recalls and apologizes personally to you, the Chinese people and all of our customers who received the toys,” Debrowski said in a press conference today. Then he added in a statement that the 21 million take-backs were “overly inclusive, including toys that may not have had lead in paint in excess of U.S. standards.” The reason cited for the (possibly) unnecessarily high number of recalls was that the company “puts safety first.”
So, you know, if you think about it, Mattel’s not really at fault here. If the toy-maker is guilty of anything, it’s being too cautious. And not to go there, but perhaps Mattel’s the one that deserves the apology. (Which is exactly how the DBJ’s celebrate Yom Kippur—by asking others to atone for what they’ve done to us).
Mattel apologises to China for toy recalls [Reuters]
Normally, the answer to the semi-annual “who anonymously bought the astronomically expensive Picasso?” question would be “Steve Wynn.” But not this time. Picasso’s Dora Maar with Cat went to a man described by the Times as being in his late 40s, inexperienced at buying art at auction and “possibly Russian.” And that’s not the only thing he bought:
Tyco International was selling two paintings that had been at the center of a scandal when its former chairman and chief executive, L. Dennis Kozlowski, was indicted in 2002 on charges that he evaded more than $1 million in New York State taxes by having art dealers ship empty boxes to Tyco’s offices in New Hampshire while having messengers deliver the paintings to his Fifth Avenue apartment…A Monet landscape, “Near Monte-Carlo,” an 1883 seascape estimated at $2 million to $3 million, was sold $5 million to the anonymous buyer of the $95.2 million Picasso.
If lunch is for wimps, then so is working out while failing to make money. Enter Brad Feld, venture capitalist and inventor of the “Treadputer,” below:
Those are standard flat screens, but we’re pretty sure you could bolt three Bloomberg terminals onto that baby and be off and running (so to speak). We’ve been speculating for months about who was going to buy Bloomberg, LLC, and now we’ve got an idea: NordicTrack!
The Treadputer [Feld Thoughts via ValleyWag]