How Does Leon Black Eat? A Dealbreaker Investigation
Answer: How all Dartmouth men eat.
Rob Manfred Struggling To Keep Shirt On Sign-Stealing Scandal
It’s gonna take more than three managerial scalps to get to the bottom of this.
Lawsuit: Mark Zuckerberg A Supervillain Beyond The Powers Of Antitrust Protections
The only way to stop him is through extralegal means.
Donald Trump Casually Accuses Ken Griffin Of Hiding Money For Standing Him Up
Just your usual dose of grace and dignity from the most powerful man on earth
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I Literally Have No Idea What These Two Extremely Rich People Are Fighting Over
TCI’s Chris Hohn is trying to stop a grant to his ex-wife’s charity that he agreed to because who the hell knows?
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Goldman Spending Heavily On Regulatory Fines, Becoming A Different Bank Entirely
DJ D-Sol is spinning some sad tunes up on 12 if you’d like to commiserate.
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Boring Man Going To Prison While The Cool Kids Swill Champagne Safe From Extradition
One man’s sport is another man’s felony conviction.
Hedge Fund Manager Allegedly Transferred All Those Hundreds Of Millions For Nothing
Running his company is basically a part-time side-hobby for Paul Touradji at this point.
Stagecoach Still The Most Impressive Piece Of Technology Wells Fargo Has
In possibly related news, it just set half of its quarterly earnings on fire.
Millennial V.C. Fund Lives Up To Name By Investing Heavily In Its Millennial Founder
Unfortunately, according to the SEC, this did not live up to its prospectus.
You Are Cordially Invited To Talk Prison And God Over Omelettes With Insider Trader
The man who killed FrontPoint Partners is taking a trip to Miami and would love to see you there. Clear your Friday morning!
Jamie Dimon Saves Citi From Getting Too Much Attention For Its Strong Q4
JPMorgan sees Citi’s 31% trading boost and 12% RoE and raises it 55% and 15%.
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If Someone Says He’s Both Actually Mining and Bitcoin Mining, He’s Probably Doing Neither
But he might be insider-trading.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Hedge Fund WorldQuant Might Want To Change Its Name
It’s getting a good deal less global at the quant shop.
We Hope You Like Watching Boise State
The Mountain West’s new TV deal is why streaming services were invented.