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Goldman To Offer Bank Accounts To Anyone Selling Anything Online
Who needs special when you can have scale?
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Scrooge McDimon’s War On Christmas
If Dirk Albersmeier catches someone so much as putting a holiday card up in the cubicle, there will be hell to pay: There are SPAC prospectuses to read.
Crime Organizations Are Targeting The Vaccine Rollout
And the supply chain appears vulnerable.
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Opening Bell: 12.4.20
Biden backs bill; Huawei getaway; Shelton shelved; Brexit boosts Big Apple; and more!
Behold: The Most Incestuous SPAC Deal Yet
We move a step closer to the inevitable SPAC merging with itself.
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Judge Decides He Won’t Resentence His Friend’s Son’s Former Hedge Fund Colleague
On second glance, yea, Alvin Hellerstein understands why you might think there’s a conflict of interest here.
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Credit Suisse Can Lose Nine Figures In All Sorts Of Ways
The financial crisis is still very much ongoing in Zürich.
Salesforce Shows That It, Too, Can Wildly Overpay For Wildly Overrated Things
Take that, Satya Nadella.
Opening Bell: 12.2.20
The ECB translator; Trumpian procrastination begins to bite; Facebook-backed crypto asks, “Who’s Facebook?” and more!
Bill Gross Has Not Mellowed In Retirement
Who doesn’t aspire to the hobby of suing one’s neighbors?
Opening Bell: 12.1.20
Libor lives on (for a while); Glenview gains; Supremes weigh in on future Sergey Aleynikovs; and more!
If Courtroom-Averse Crispin Odey Won’t Sue Miner, Someone Else Will
And Odey’s not gonna like Pentwater Capital’s plans for Rio Tinto.
Credit Suisse Spy Agency Was More Global, Inept Than Previously Reported
Not in your toolbox, eh, Urs?
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Beneficiary Of Hedge Fund Bribes Not Interested In His Former Colleagues’ Hospitality
Ex-jail guard union boss doesn’t want to go to jail, actually.