Even Bill Barr Thinks Something Looks Fishy In Richard Burr’s Trading
So he’s gonna pretend to do something about it.
Hedge Funds Mark Last Pre-COVID-19 Quarter With Few Launches, Many, Many Liquidations
Always good to get a head start on things.
Europeans Retain Laser-Focus On Real Coronavirus Threat: Hedge Funds
New leverage restrictions should come online just in time for us to have forgotten about this whole pandemic thing.
Traders Go On Honor System To Not Insider Trade, Manipulate Markets
Take good notes, boys and girls.
SEC Gives Investors Another Thing To Wonder And Worry About
Want to know how COVID-19 is impacting your portfolio? Well, you’re just gonna have to wait a little longer.
Get the latest financial news, headlines, commentary and analysis.
Since Coronavirus Is Far Worse Than Any Stress Test, What’s The Point Of Stress Tests?
Don’t banks and the Fed have better things to do right now?
![By World Economic Forum from Cologny, Switzerland [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons](https://dealbreaker.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTYxMjc3MzA2MTYwODE3NjUz/thiam.jpg)
Former CEOs’ Pay Docked For Hurting Banks’ Reputations With Scandals Of Which Banks Say They Are Wholly Innocent
The Kafkaesque conclusions to the Tidjane Thiam and Birgitte Bonnesen sagas.
Did You Not Take Profits Just Before The Market Crashed? Guess You’re Not A Highly-Placed Executive
Or, you know, a United States senator.
![By de:Benutzer:mrnett1974 (de:Benutzer:mrnett1974) [GFDL or CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons](https://dealbreaker.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTYxMjc3MjAyMjc1NTEwMjM2/bellagio.jpg)
Coronavirus Saves People From Having To Pretend To Enjoy SALT This Year
But the Mooch can count on seeing all of you in Abu Dhabi in December, right? Right?
![By Eddie Maloney from North Las Vegas, USA (VP-BEN) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons](https://dealbreaker.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTYxMjc3MTIxNzQ1MDA0MDIx/plane.jpg)
The Last Three Weeks Have Made The Great Depression Look Like A Gentle Drive Down A Moderately Steep Hill
Welcome to the Zumanjaro: Drop of Doom market.
Masa Son To Sell Off Assets Amounting To SoftBank’s Entire Market Cap, Will Still Have A SoftBank Afterwards
This is some masterful put-up-or-shut-up stuff.
Germany Spending €750 Billion On Hedgefundicide
This is no time for hostile takeovers, short selling or any other hedge fund funny stuff.
No, You Can’t Invest In Religious Hucksters Selling Fake Coronavirus Cures
But what a business model that would be!
Carl Icahn Not Above A Little Help From A Frisky Little Virus
The legend has a new weapon in his arsenal.
