Congratulations And Commiserations, Derek Flowers
Let’s give a warm welcome to Wells Fargo’s new scapegoat-in-chief.
New York Attorney General ‘Concludes’ Trump Committed Fraud, Isn’t Gonna Do Anything About It Just Yet
I mean, we know it’s mostly just lying to Deutsche Bank, but it whether his Trump Tower apartment is 30,000 square feet or one-third that size seems pretty cut and dried.
Opening Bell: 1.19.22
Less trading, more pay; Zoom firing CEO not fired; another Chinese crackdown; and more!
Babying Junior Mistmakers Costing Goldman Big
Profit down, pay up? What is this, the Salvation Army?
Opening Bell: 1.18.22
Microsoft plays the game; Larry Fink is no SJW; investors not buying what Jefferies is selling; and more!
Holiday Bell: 1.17.22
Bankers making bank; Chris Hohn on top; Antonio Horta-Osorio less so; the wrath of Musk; and more!
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Maybe Republicans Weren’t Being Sincere About Wanting To Boost Investment In Low-Income Areas
This may come as a surprise to Sen. Ron Wyden, but not to Anthony Scaramucci.
The Student Has Become The Master
That or Wells Fargo finally found a depth from which there was nowhere to go but up.
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Opening Bell: 1.14.22
Well, this is fun; Biden aims to fill up the Fed; Kyle Bass is feeling like Kyle Bass; and more!
Opening Bell: 1.12.21
Robinhooders sent off into the forest; need a COVID test? Get a job on Wall Street; Jeffrey Gundlach’s happy signal; and more!
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Firing Watch ’22: Jamie Dimon Is Itching To Make An Example Of You Anti-Vaxxers
Stand in the way of his forcing people back to the office, get canned.
Ken Griffin Needs Help, Another $75 Million House To Cope With This World Gone Crazy
Citadel Securities is going crypto, sort of.
You Won’t Have Dick Clarida To Kick Around Anymore
Jay Powell will have to take the lumps for his soon-to-be-former number two’s unusual and timely portfolio rebalancing strategy.
Opening Bell: 1.11.21
Limping tiger, triumphant Teachers; growth to shrink; Cerberus gives up on Germany; and more!
It’s Good To Have An Investor Who Has A Cousin Who Sits On Corporate Boards Who Has A Dad Who Also Sits On Corporate Boards
At least until it isn’t good anymore, specifically when the FBI shows up with handcuffs.
Opening Bell: 1.7.22
GameStop can’t stop; Citi readies the pinkslips; ARK-trocious; Izzy in Paris; and more!
Green Bay Packers, Football’s Tackiest Team, Sell Financially Illiterate Cheeseheads Fake Stock Certificates
Kind of seems uncool to take advantage of your most fervent supporters.