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Bill Barr A Real Stickler For The Rules When It Comes To Weed Workers Filing For Bankruptcy
Maybe they should try obstructing justice on the president’s behalf, instead.
Badly-Timed Bonus Watch ‘19
SoftBank and Tesla, the two companies that make the least sense, give their bosses rich pats on the back for jobs apparently well-done by some inscrutable measure.
Opening Bell: 5.29.20
White House won't be issuing bad news in an election year; people are still drinking coffee; Jay Powell gives Carl Icahn a parting gift; there’s no such thing as a “proprietary holographic nano-layer catalyst;” and more!
Cameron Winklevoss Savages Old Case Against Bitcoin With Even Older Joke
What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”
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Company Pulling Out All The Stops To Piss Off Chris Hohn
Maybe if it keeps at it, Wirecard can get itself charged with the Kennedy assassination.
Turns Out Forging An Investor’s Signature Is More Than Just ‘Bad Judgment’
According to the SEC and Justice Department, it, along with other things, is fraud.
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Opening Bell: 5.26.20
Stocks jump; unemployment, too; New York commercial real estate not so much; Hertz dies; rats! and more!
Bill Ackman Would Like To Sell Elon Musk A New Tesla HQ, Possibly A Time Share
Can he interest you in a beautiful spot in the Nevada desert?
Goldman Sachs’ Mortgage Relief Involves Relieving You Of Your Mortgage By Relieving You Of Your House
That’s what the Justice Department intended, right?
Opening Bell: 5.22.20
No PPP extension; no state adds jobs; no, billionaires didn’t get richer; no one’s sick here, we assure you; nothing is as tall as you think; and more!
Nassim Taleb, Cliff Asness Exchange Unpleasantries On Twitter
The heavyweight parlay of petulance is at last upon us.
Local Hedge Fund Manager Demands Economy Reopen, But Definitely Not For Selfish Reasons
Ricky Sandler would presumably allow a large viral load of COVID-19 to be injected straight into his veins, yes?
Japan Committed To Throwing Someone In Jail For Carlos Ghosn’s Alleged Crimes
And if it’s not going to be the former Nissan boss, it might as well be the people who kept him out of it.
The Most Expensive Fried Rice In History
All it took to earn the former 1MDB CEO’s confidence was some lavish praise for his nasi goring.
Opening Bell: 5.21.20
Thirty-eight million unemployed; Chinese (Stock) Exclusion Act; Viking Global inoculated against huge vaccine profits; and more!