Opening Bell: 6.23.21
Get stuck or stay home; Fannie, Freddie investors lose for winning; rat poison at work, fun at home; and more!
Hedge Fund Not Sure Hedge Funds Worth Hedge Fund Fees
‘Twas the decline of the equity long-short model, not the death of fundamental analysis, that killed White Square Capital.
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Short Seller To Refund Company He Slammed And, More Painfully, Apologize
The only way to prove you really mean it when calling a short seller a liar is to sue and win.
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Opening Bell: 6.22.21
Bill Ackman, record mogul, can’t lose; meet your new landlord; SPACs for fun and profit; no unions, no inflation; and more!
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Goldman’s Laziness Deprives Supreme Court Of Opportunity To Further Throttle Class Actions
If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.
Prosecutors Successfully Spoof Spoofer To Prison
And even more successfully cite the specter of reefer madness.
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Compensation Watch ’20-‘21: Peripatetic Private Equity People
You needn’t so much as leave your heart in San Francisco to keep getting paid.
Another Timely Dealbreaker Warning Not To Confess To Securities Fraud In Public
“Insider trading is part of my investment strategy” is a funny joke only if it’s not. Otherwise, it’s an admission of guilt.
Opening Bell: 6.16.21
Get out your Fedspeak dictionaries; the kids take over the FTC; Morgan takes from Credit Suisse, Credit Suisse takes from Goldman; and more!
James Gorman Introduces The Denver Discount
“If you want to get paid New York rates, you work in New York.”
Who’s Administering The Enemas Now, Danny?
Bill Ackman and his new buddy are holding the tube this time.
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Opening Bell: 6.15.21
Inflation spikes along with Jamie Dimon’s cash pile; no bonds for you; investing in oneself; and more!
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Dan Kamensky Couldn’t Go To The Office So Instead He’s Going To Jail
The pandemic lockdown is at least partly to blame for that rather unfortunate instant message.
Opening Bell: 6.14.21
AMC directors also selling stock; Libor’s last days; Lordstown cleans house; in defense of SPACs; and more!
Goofballs Still Burning Melvin Capital, Et. Al.
GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.
Ken Griffin Not Willing To Share His Secrets Even To Punish Those Who (Allegedly) Stole Them
If GSA Capital can’t unsee Citadel’s code, can a judge?