Look At These Paupers: The 25 Highest Paid Hedge Fund Managers Of Last Year Made A Trifling $11.62 Billion
Scratch that. It was a triflin' $11.62 billion. They can't even scrape together the money for the 'g'.
Those ranked 11-25 on AR Magazine's annual paycheck list.
25. Dan Loeb: $210 million
24. Jamie Dinan: $210 million
23. Louis Bacon $230 million
22. Seth Klarman: $240 million
21. Leon Cooperman: $240 million
20. Andrew Hoine: $250 million
19. Stanley Druckenmiller: $250 million
18. Michael Platt: $270 million
17. David Shaw: $275 million
16. Izzy Englander $375 million
15. Dan Och: $390 million
14. Bill Ackman: $390 million
13. Marc Lasry: $400 million
12. Michael Hintze: $400 million
11. Ken Griffin: $410 million
Scratch that. It was a triflin' $11.62 billion. They can't even scrape together the money for the 'g'.
Oh, you didn't make $12.94 billion? That's unfortunate.
We DO know that Leon Cooperman loves tight rhymes and dope sh!t.
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
Sohn 2016 is getting off to a very 2016-ish start for hedge funds.
Alan Howard needs to be alone right now.