Look in the Mirror and Say It Three Times: Bernanke, Bernanke, Bernanke

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The mystery... The uncertainty... The real age of Anna Bernanke according to the About.com Ben and Anna Bernanke marriage profile...
No one knows.
And by no one, I mean me.
And the tea leaves aren't saying anything about the whole inverted yield curve thing, either, (probably for fear of violating some little-known sub-clause of Reg FD).
But if oracle Bernanke's predictions tonight in New York don't work out, he can always fall back on the strategy favored by the original. From pbs.org:
"Arguments over the correct interpretation of an oracle were common, but the oracle was always happy to give another prophecy if more gold was provided."
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