"Manufacturing base? We don't need no stinking manufacturing base!"

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Delphi, General Motors and the United Auto Workers have reached a deal to offer early retirement packages to 113,000 hourly laborers.
Workers taking packages will receive anywhere from $35,000 to $140,000, depending upon their years on the line.
The first ten thousand workers to accept this package will also receive a lifetime supply of Wonder Bread and free admission to this summer's Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey Circus of Amazing Animals and Fabulous Family Fun.
Delphi, GM, UAW Reach Agreement to Offer Buyouts to 113,000 Hourly Workers [Yahoo]

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