Trump Has Child; Trump Children Off 25% in Early Morning Trading
I am working my sources to get this new spawn's name and gender. But whoever and however it turns out to be, this brat will be delighted to read the media coverage of its birth and learn that its father viewed it first and foremost as an expression of virility:
"I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young," (Trump) said, adding that the couple has not yet decided on a name."
But the youngest Trump's moment of clarity is still a long way off.
It will happen only after the respective winners of The Apprentice realize that prolonged employment with a second-tier developer only exacerbated the feelings of self doubt and loathing that led them to seek it in the first place, then form a quarrelous, multi-tasking death squad to kill The Combed-Over One.
It will happen only after Melania Knauss scandalizes herself and the nation by playing Mary Kay LeTourneau to Maddox Jolie's Vili Fualaau.
It will happen a long time from now.
For Trump's grown children, the pain might be more immediate; if we go by Forbe's estimate of Trump's net worth at $2.7 billion, this little foetus' successful evacuation of a certain Slovakian womb is going to cost Donny, Ivanka and Eric $225 million dollars each.
Beware of half-siblings bearing gifts!
Donald Trump's Wife Gives Birth to a Boy [CBS News]