Single Investment Banker Seeks Single Naturally Blonde, Busty Female for Dinner at Nobu and Post-Date Groping

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A disgruntled 36-year-old investment banker who describes himself as "definately" a "catch" complains to entire female gender on craigslist when his superficial date requirements (busty, blonde, the usual) turned out to be more superficial than first expected:

Anyway, I take this girl I met the week before to Nobu. I thought she was pretty, a little on the skinny side but with gigantic breasts and she was all over me at the bar so I said what the hell. We arrive at Nobu and I notice in the light inside she has a ton of makeup on and fake blonde hair. In the darkness of the bar, I thought she was a natural blonde. She had that fried straight iron blonde hair thing going.. fucking awful and she barely touches the food she orders... She proceeds to get drunk so we are making out and at one point she take me to the bathroom. As I'm touching her breasts, I realize she is wearing a heavily padded bra. What the hell???!!! It was a complete turnoff she had no breasts but a bra that was so thick with gel or padding I have no idea...

Ladies, we think he's still available.
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