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Time Warner: Big and Bigger

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Just when you thought Time Warner couldn't get any bigger or dumber**, TW CEO Dick Parsonstells the FT that he wants to move into wireless via acquisition or buying spectrum. His explanation:

“The ultimate table has to be constructed with four legs, not three. The fourth leg will be wireless – how one solves the equation I don’t know,” Mr Parsons said.

Well, that's simple: you divide the second leg by the sum of the tabletop and a chair, then subtract four.
On the upside for Parsons, the TW bar for what constitutes a successful acquisition is pretty low. (Thank you, Gerry Levin, wherever you are...)
** Statistical correlation between "big" and "dumb" = 0.96
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