Eddy Elfenbein draws attention to the Expeditors International of Washington, Inc (EXPD) 8-K which is full of what our grandmother would have called "sass." Right from the start the filing sets the tone.
1. Is there an inherent difference in the requirements for ocean freight volumes that allows better resource utilization than when handling airfreight volumes?
This is one of those questions that we puzzled and puzzled over and we are still not sure we understand the question.
But our favorite was about whether salary and other expenses were sustainable. Expeditors answers, "'Sustainable?' Given enough time, the sun is not sustainable, however, we think it is a good bet that there will be daylight tomorrow."
The Bitchiest 8-K Report [CrossingWallStreet]
Expeditors 8-K [Edgar]