Friday Blind Item: CNN Porn and ADD Banker

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There is so much blind-item goodness here that we couldn't resist bringing it to your attention. We have no idea who any of these people are, or if they even exist outside of this blogger's imagination, but a CNN Producer involved in porn, an small easily distracted Investment Banker vacationing in Europe, angry anti-American Europeans...this is the stuff Friday afternoons were made for! And then, of course, there is always a chance that someone will recognize one of their friends or collegues in the description.

Hmmm..
So, Rome Girl's friend, The Investment Banker is comming to visit in about eight days.
He's a really smart, nice guy, but suffers from both Short Man Complex and ADD.
He was supposed to come with the CNN Producer that Rome Girl once stared with in a porn film, but CNN Producer backed down at the last minute.
I like The Investment Banker, but he's only going to be here for eight days and he wants to see Barcelona, Nice, The Last Day of the Cannes Film Festival and like five other things.
Which means he's only going to like be in Montpellier for two days, but he'll be dragging me, Rome Girl or both all the fuck over creation.
On the other hand, The Iceman and Mr. Bitch love making fun of Americans and taking the piss and I can't fucking wait for them to get to work on him.
Also, Trixie, who is currently living in Barcelona, has seen his picture and wants to fuck the shit out of him, and he's seen her picture and likes her tits.
So, I know who is going to be his guide in Spain.

Hmmmm [Drunken Ex-Pat Writerl]

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