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Martian Punks v. Wall St. Preppies

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Leveraged Sellout tells the story of what happens when 4 bankers found themselves inside the East Village's notorious Mars Bar.

When Team Gentrification got to 2nd Ave and 1st Street and had to ask a homosexual (eek!) where the bar was because it had no sign, they knew they were markedly out of place. Blake was scared of the façade’s pentagrams and wanted to go watch reruns of West Wing, and John (the hedger) did some quick stochastic analysis and concluded they’d be better off wrapping themselves in American flags and grabbing beers in Fallujah, Iraq.

I won't spoil the ending. But don't try this at home kids. Mars Bar is the real deal.
Bankers on Mars [Leveraged Sellout]