As we've said before, we love CNBC but for all the wrong reasons. This morning on Squawk on the Street Mark Haines reacted violently when a discussion of the possible restructuring of tobacco giant Altria turned to the possibility of a "smokeless tobacco product."

"Smokeless tobacco? Who wants that? Next it'll be...here's a flavorless beer for you."

Ah, Mark. Couldn't have said it better myself. Now how long until the intern gets back from the store with our smokes?