Here are the lyrics to the Coors Light "Wingman" song shown above.
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor
But she's towing an anchor
A junior investment banker
Who's talking about herself and not much more, oh
So buy her a beer, it's the reason you're here
You're taking one for the team
So your buddy can live the dream
Heh. There's nothing worse than getting stuck with the junior banker chick, according to the Coors Light ad team.