A Splash and a Slap

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Going Private tells the story about what happens when a group of lunch-time martini drinking bankers cross a friend known as "The Debt Bitch."

She turns around without hesitation, takes two steps towards the offending banker and unloads her entire martini (minus two sips) into his face without even cracking an expression. The entire section is silent and at least ten people are staring. Laura then pauses long enough to gingerly place her glass on their table before leaning forward and wordlessly delivering the best slap I have ever seen (or heard) outside of a Hollywood production to the left cheek of the already stunned Associate.

Hot. We're still on our first cup of coffee and we're thirsty for Friday lunch drinks already.
Don't Cross the Debt Bitch [Going Private]

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