How To Reverse The Market Slump: 1) Bomb Iran 2)Profit

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This morning we noted our regret that Fox News wouldn't be launching an all business channel spinoff. But we forgot to mention the real advantage that Fox would have over CNBC: Jonathan Hoenig AKA The Capitalist Pig. Reason's David Weigel caught an instant classic of Hoenig on "Yor World With Neil Cavuto":

I think when it comes to Iran the problem is we haven't been forceful enough. Frankly, if you want to see the Dow go up, let's get the bombers in the air and neutralize this Iranian threat. We've gone to the negotiating table, we've danced around with these people. That's not going to help this country nor this stock market.

It almost seems too easy.
Let's Have a War! Jack Up the Dow Jones! [Hit & Run]

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