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On the Perils of Using Past Performance as A Dating Indicator

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Bankers Ball explains why sometimes you just cannot tell which guys are worth investing your precious dating assets in.

Of course historical performance does not guarantee future returns but they are oftentimes good indicators. Just as a starving artist can one day become an overnight celebrity ( = $$) an investment banker can one day find himself become disillusioned and decide to go into non-profit (= no $$).
So girls, don’t be too quick to dismiss that starving artist cutie or jump in bed with the flashy investment banker. All factors must be considered, because just as there is no one magic investment formula for all, neither is there a perfect guy type for all gals.

What is the equivalent of p/e ratios for dating anyway?