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Ken Lay Will Live Forever

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Even dead Ken Lay is stilling messing with us—asking to be cremated so that he will live forever in the minds of conspiracy theorists who will surely declare that this is just a way of covering up for the lack of a body to bury. You can bet we'll be reading about Lay spottings on the cover of supermarket tabloids for the next twenty years.
Really you have to hand it to Lay. He’s discovered a path into immortality. Too bad he had to die to do it.
Oh, by the way. If you’ve seen Ken Lay lately you might want to check out Ken Lay is Alive and Well, a new website devoted to Lay-spotting.