Ron Perelman Unhurt In Upper East Side Blast, Alleged Bomber and One Other Not So Lucky

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The alleged suicide-divorce revenge-crypto-nazi-vampire bombing that flattened a midtown building yesterday resulted in the offices of Revlon being shut down. The front windows were blown out, including those looking out from Ron Perelman’s offices. Perelman was uninjured, however, and a scheduled earnings conference call proceeded as planned.

Revlon Ron Rocked Twice
[New York Post]

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