Value Added 7/28: Jeffrey Epstein, Ken Langone, Sex Slaves, Bacon, Court Room Drama and (of course) planes!

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It has been quite a week here at DealBreaker. Lawsuits, bashed-up bankers, Senate hearings, scandals, backdating, prostitution and human trafficking. We are about to take a badly needed weekend of rest, relaxation and toxic substance abuse. But before we close up shop and head out for the hinterlands, here's a reminder of some of the juicy goodness you drank down at DealBreaker this week.

Jeffrey Epstein's Assistant:
Your first look at a non-boring photo of Jeffrey Epstein's alleged sex slave. And then your first look at a second one! (Also note the demur headline we gave this item. We were going to call it "Sex, Slavery, Strap-Ons, Lesbian Under Age Prostitution Perversion and Other Habits of the Modern Money Manager" but that's too long for a headline).
Eat Bacon:Andy Kessler tells us the whole cholesterol thing is a scam!
Langone Smacks Spitzer: Only on DealBreaker could you find the entire text of Ken Langone's biting memo supporting his motion to dismiss Spitzer's case against him.
Planespotting:That NYSE jet keeps going back and forth to San Francisco. We have no idea why so we just take our best guess.
Hedge Fund Hearing: The hearing was boring and long. We tell you what happened and make a couple of jokes.
Marketplace: Coke is dirt cheap in Belgium. Expensive in Scandinavia. Arbitrage anyone?
Court Room Drama: Bess Levin goes to court to watch Langone's lawyers get smacked down by Judge Ramos. Bess (hearts) Ramos.

Planespotting:
MTV's plane went somewhere. So did Ted Turner. Jane Fonda is making movie with Lindsay Lohan that we will never watch.

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