Write-Offs: 07.14.06

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$$$For the 18% of our readers who will appreciate this: Bankers Ball's Ex-Working Girl on Older Men. [Bankers Ball]
$$$Trolling for a cheap apt. while you save up to buy stock in Microsoft? Mayhaps you'd like this feline-ish bargain: "I am a cat nutritionist offering a room in an apartment with a GREAT location (7rd and 3rd) for a very cheap price. $400/month. I am not going to lie, you must be an extreme cat lover if you want to rent this place; I have a total of 17 cats in the apartment." [Craigslist]
$$$If you're sitting at a desk owned by Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan Chase, et al: turn off your computer and get on the LIE-- your date awaits your arrival, and Nick and Toni's waits for no one. Those of you at a Goldman Sachs cubicle: take your time. There's hardly ever a line at the Denny's in Weehawken. [The Beach]
$$$More Ken Lay shirts; and the Write-Offs scribe phones it in just in time for the weekend. [Cafe Press]

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