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Grasso: Big Old Trannie

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Women live longer than men and it’s not fair. It may even be unholy. Why would God make men in his own image only to kill us off sooner than something he later made from our friggin’ ribcage? Fortunately, former NYSE honcho Dick Grasso found a way of compensating himself for the inequities of lifespans—when calculating Grasso’s pension payout, the NYSE used a ratio of 50 percent male and 50 percent female life expectancies. This gender bending effectively increased Grasso’s actuarial life expectancy a few years, upping the amount of his compensation by perhaps as much a a few million dollars.

The Sex "Change" at Stock Exchange
[New York Post via Under The Counter]