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Planespotting: These Assholes Are Boring. (Even John's Cat Is Going To Kill Itself).

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Charles Schwab: Greater Rochester Int'l to Harry Clever Field (New Philadelphia, OH) on his Learjet 31

(Ask Chuck...what the fuck he's doing in New Philadelphia, Ohio.)
Roman Abramovich: Ted Stevens Anchorage Int'l to Ugolny (Russia) on his Boeing 767-300

(If you know what's good for you, don't ask Roman what he's doing in Ugolny.)
Donald Trump: Cecil Field (Jacksonville, FL) to Pease Int'l Tradeport (NH) on his Boeing 727-100

(Is Donald running for President? Who goes to New Hampshire in August? Or ever? This hurts us, D.)