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Things That Might Change Under Mayor Parsons

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We’ve been thinking more and more about what New York City might look like under Dick Parsons. We have no idea what his policy preferences are but looking over his work at Time Warner and some of our own DealBreaker reporting, we have a few guesses at how things might change.
•Increased M&A Activity: We’ll merge with Jersey City! They’ve already got half our finance jobs anyway.
•New City Crest: Replace our old stale one with the Parsons Family Crest.
•Ladies, ladies, ladies: Feel free to spend your time hanging around with whores!
•Free wireless cable and internet for everyone. (Okay. This last one is probably a stretch.)